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317
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It's like all I do is perfect.
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GhostfromTexas
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316
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I just ended up naked. He shot off all my clothes. I think that's illegal in a few states...
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GhostfromTexas
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315
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Are you teabagging my recliner?
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GhostfromTexas
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314
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Just gonna have a nice, relaxing evening... killing people. In 1980's Russia.
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GhostfromTexas
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313
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I was cookin' my stuff!
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GhostfromTexas
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312
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Be one with the bush there.
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queenchris
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311
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Holy Baloney Sandwiches! That made me pee myself a little.
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GhostfromTexas
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310
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Ok guys, were doing a "Dirty Pachinki"!
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GhostfromTexas
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309
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I won't leave myself alone!
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GhostfromTexas
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308
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We got water next to our turds!
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GhostfromTexas
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307
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OH GOD! ...I just creosoted all over the floor.
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GhostfromTexas
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306
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You BURIED your pet rock??
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GhostfromTexas
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305
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Wait, I got dark steel balls?
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GhostfromTexas
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304
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Nuh-uh, that's MY toy, you can't have 'em.
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GhostfromTexas
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303
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He's trying to fish me out of the water!
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GhostfromTexas
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302
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I got seventeen bullets and a dream.
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Tikkle
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301
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He probably doesn't taste like peanut butter.
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GhostfromTexas
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300
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The gods have not blessed me with a buttpan.
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GhostfromTexas
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299
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#buttpan is your soul.
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GhostfromTexas
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298
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Oh, they just hit my buttpan!
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Nick
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